| *Gaster introduces Sci different fiancee(s)* | |
| Sci | Goddammit dad, I don’t want to marry anyone! |
| Gaster | Why not?!? You need a girlfriend soon!!! |
| Sci | BUT I’M ACTUALLY GAY!! |
| Gaster | ... Why didn’t you tell me sooner?! I would have stopped all of that earlier! |
| Sci | It’s because- I’m scared you’ll find out! |
| Gaster | Aww, don’t be! I’ll always support you! Even if you’re gay, you’re still my son! |
| Sci | ... Thanks. |
| *Gaster introduces Sci different fiancé(s)* | |
| Sci | DAD!!!!! I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP!! |
| Gaster | But isn’t he perfect?!?! |
| Sci | STOP. You’re embarrassing me... |
| Edge | Wow. Your dad cares a lot about your future. |
| Sci | NO. HE JUST WANTS GRANDKIDS!! |
| Edge | Well shit. No fuckin’ way, I would accidentally kill my own child if I have one! |
| Sci | EDGE, MARRY ME INSTEAD!! I DON’T WANT ONE EITHER!!!! |
| Edge | WHOA- ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! |
| Sci | YES!! I DON’T CARE! DATE ME OR WHATEVER, JUST GET GASTER OFF MY CASE!! BUT NO KIDS AND SHIT!!!! |
| Edge | Wait, not even..? ... |
| Sci | F-fine. We can kiss and… hug too. |
| Edge | Deal. |
This is also why Classic and Geno said "NO" in the Christmas Party AU.
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